Monday, July 23, 2012

Don't go to the DQ in Lincoln, IL if you don't want hepatitis



This wanna-be beauty queen (alas, destined to be no more than a local Dairy Queen) loves to drink at work and brag about it on the internet. My guess is that she's a more experienced um, woman, than her tender age of 20 would suggest. I'd personally worry about the chances of catching hepatitis from this white trash handling my food or touching me.

She may only be "thick," but given that she's a lush at 20, she'll be waddling around Wal-Mart in spandex in no time.


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