This very dumb and self-absorbed woman appeared to be in line at the drive through, waiting for her turn at the order menu. As I pulled up and stopped behind her, I realized that nobody was in front of her. She appeared to be busy screwing around with something in her lap.
I decided that I would go around and proceed to order. As soon as my car began to pass her and I began to turn left towards the order menu, she proceeds to pull forward with her head still looking down at whatever important activity was taking place in her lap. This caused us to nearly collide.
I then parked my car and went inside to order. I just want you to know that you are an inconsiderate idiot that has no business driving a car if you can't be bothered to pay attention to where you're going. If you're not ready to order when you pull up, that's fine. You should get your fat, lazy, happy ass out of your car and go inside and decide. You have no right to simply block other people from using the drive thru lane while you get your shit together. Who the fuck are you that you are so fucking important that everyone on earth should stop so you can fuck around?
Go fuck yourself, moron.
Illinois Plate #340 1215
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