Marriage is for suckers

Guts vs. Balls

We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:

GUTS: - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the guts to ask : 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'

BALLS: - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the
outcome.

Both result in death.